December 04, 2007

Fantasy Football Update

I regret to inform you that the White Dragons have fallen to #7 of 16. I blame the rain on slippery football fields, which left my best players literally eating dirt. Their manager is so discouraged, she's considering resigning.

Congrats go to the #1 team, the Dragons' latest opponent, the Coshocton Camels. I willingly concede any competition into all help and cheer for the camels, as they just kicked the White Dragons into oblivion. If anyone asks what happened to the White Dragons, just tell them that they went back into fantasy-land. (And those who don't want to go just might become shape-shifters, if you get my drift...)

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